Whenever I drink coffee, I find it necessary to drink a huge glass of water. It's simply a must. And for those of you who know me well, this is a typical occurrence.
This also lends itself to needing to pee.
So, on Sunday, while my friend fielded an important phone call I went to alleviate my bladder. I shut the door behind me, finished, washed my hands and then turned to the door. I twisted the handle and...nothing. We're talking door-would-not-move nothing.
At first I freaked a little.
And then I just started laughing.
A lot. (this is also a frequent occurrence for me)
I decided to get creative...
I physically tried to pull the door up as I pulled it back toward me.
I pushed down as I pulled back.
I twisted and used all of my body weight in repeated body jerks.
And then I texted my friend, "okay...I'm kind of stuck in the bathroom. Like - door-stuck-and-can't-open... Could you come help me?"
I paused, prayed and prepared myself for the hilarity and mild embarrassment of what was about to happen in the middle of this full coffee shop.
But I decided I'd give it one last shot.
And guess what?
And then we laughed. Really hard.
And yes, there is no point to this story. At all.